wednesday i bought condoms. probably the first time in about 2 yrs. we havent been using any form of birth control, which I KNOW is retarded. i get paranoid around the middle of the month and then worry for 2 weeks straight till i get aunt flo. i'm tired of it and this is about the only thing that will make me relax, other than the usual abstinence.
(and i say "usual" because it usually IS)
the bunch of condoms i purchased were made by durex called ''play''. there was a tingling one in there (which makes me wonder if it will produce freaking rashes, itches, and infections), a few regular ones, a heating one, and one that was dubbed "her pleasure". i'm assuming it has more ridges on there which to me are so HO HUM, but when i inspected closely, there is FLAVOURED LUBRICANT on there!
ok, let me get this straight: you market this shit for women but then you add a flavoured lubricant to it? so basically, you are expecting blow jobs, yes? well, how the fuck is that women's pleasure? i realise that there are women out there who like that, but i'm not fanatical and i dont see it being MY pleasure and generally speaking, going down on a man pleasures a woman how?
if you ask me, durex is going to have to change that name from "women's pleasure" to "ok yes, i suppose i'll go down on you but only this once because i'm not injesting creaky rubber tasting condoms and hum, it's weakly flavoured like grape but i can still taste the rubber, and oh good christ are you done YET?"
Friday, January 22, 2010
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wednesday i bought condoms. probably the first time in about 2 yrs. we havent been using any form of birth control, which I KNOW is retarded. i get paranoid around the middle of the month and then worry for 2 weeks straight till i get aunt flo. i'm tired of it and this is about the only thing that will make me relax, other than the usual abstinence.
(and i say "usual" because it usually IS)
the bunch of condoms i purchased were made by durex called ''play''. there was a tingling one in there (which makes me wonder if it will produce freaking rashes, itches, and infections), a few regular ones, a heating one, and one that was dubbed "her pleasure". i'm assuming it has more ridges on there which to me are so HO HUM, but when i inspected closely, there is FLAVOURED LUBRICANT on there!
ok, let me get this straight: you market this shit for women but then you add a flavoured lubricant to it? so basically, you are expecting blow jobs, yes? well, how the fuck is that women's pleasure? i realise that there are women out there who like that, but i'm not fanatical and i dont see it being MY pleasure and generally speaking, going down on a man pleasures a woman how?
if you ask me, durex is going to have to change that name from "women's pleasure" to "ok yes, i suppose i'll go down on you but only this once because i'm not injesting creaky rubber tasting condoms and hum, it's weakly flavoured like grape but i can still taste the rubber, and oh good christ are you done YET?"
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