i got called a bitch today by some middle aged mom wanna be minivan driver.
i was in the walmart parking lot and witnessed her kid push their cart out of the way of their suv and behind another vehicle, despite there being a cart stall less than 2 car stalls away. i was walking past as all this happened and looked and rolled my eyes and kept walking.
well hormonal mommy dearest saw that so when she drove past me, she got the upper hand by mouthing "bitch" at me through the driver's side window. oh the sting. so i just said back "oh you too" and got in the jeep.
the problem with these passive aggressive cunts is that they forget that it's a small town and you're not always safe because you pull a jenny or kenny and scream at someone from a moving vehicle. as luck would have it, i ended up right behind her at the next set of lights. i dont think the stupid ass caught on till i was behind her following her 40km/hr down strachan. yeah, i probably could have pulled up beside her and put the window down and yelled obscenities, but i prefer to exact revenge coldly. i'm sure that once she saw who it was following her and changing lanes as she did, she panicked.
what this asshole didnt realise is that calling me a bitch is probably not far off the mark, but doing so in a moving vehicle doesnt necessarily guarantee her safety. if i can pull up behind you less than 2 mins after your perceived insult, you arent exactly the smartest cookie in the parking lot. i saw her license plate (WLF 547). she didnt get mine. so if i was at all the bitch that she thinks i am, i could very well find her and do things to her vehicle and she'd never have the slightest idea of how to figure out who it was.
anyway, i followed her down strachan to 13th and made a right just as she did. i was turning left at the next set of lights and changed lanes...you should have seen her speed up! she couldnt do 60 fast enough so that i couldnt pull alongside her. nevermind that we were the only 2 vehicles on strachan when she was doing 40, and i would have had ample opportunity to pull alongside her then...i found utter amusement in her panic. my intention was not to pull alongside her because i'd had enough of the confrontation, but to scare her into thinking i was going to follow her home and assault her. i think inciting fear is more satisfying than calling someone a bitch.
and i have her license number...does she really think that her comment was a success?
who's laughing now, bitch?
Thursday, January 28, 2010
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i got called a bitch today by some middle aged mom wanna be minivan driver.
i was in the walmart parking lot and witnessed her kid push their cart out of the way of their suv and behind another vehicle, despite there being a cart stall less than 2 car stalls away. i was walking past as all this happened and looked and rolled my eyes and kept walking.
well hormonal mommy dearest saw that so when she drove past me, she got the upper hand by mouthing "bitch" at me through the driver's side window. oh the sting. so i just said back "oh you too" and got in the jeep.
the problem with these passive aggressive cunts is that they forget that it's a small town and you're not always safe because you pull a jenny or kenny and scream at someone from a moving vehicle. as luck would have it, i ended up right behind her at the next set of lights. i dont think the stupid ass caught on till i was behind her following her 40km/hr down strachan. yeah, i probably could have pulled up beside her and put the window down and yelled obscenities, but i prefer to exact revenge coldly. i'm sure that once she saw who it was following her and changing lanes as she did, she panicked.
what this asshole didnt realise is that calling me a bitch is probably not far off the mark, but doing so in a moving vehicle doesnt necessarily guarantee her safety. if i can pull up behind you less than 2 mins after your perceived insult, you arent exactly the smartest cookie in the parking lot. i saw her license plate (WLF 547). she didnt get mine. so if i was at all the bitch that she thinks i am, i could very well find her and do things to her vehicle and she'd never have the slightest idea of how to figure out who it was.
anyway, i followed her down strachan to 13th and made a right just as she did. i was turning left at the next set of lights and changed lanes...you should have seen her speed up! she couldnt do 60 fast enough so that i couldnt pull alongside her. nevermind that we were the only 2 vehicles on strachan when she was doing 40, and i would have had ample opportunity to pull alongside her then...i found utter amusement in her panic. my intention was not to pull alongside her because i'd had enough of the confrontation, but to scare her into thinking i was going to follow her home and assault her. i think inciting fear is more satisfying than calling someone a bitch.
and i have her license number...does she really think that her comment was a success?
who's laughing now, bitch?
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