Wednesday, June 16, 2010

keys and where we are divided

ch and i have always disagreed about keys to this house.  ever since we bought it, he has handed out keys to his immediate family, despite them all living 300km west of here in yyc. 

to me it's elemental: none of them need keys.  none.  if you ask me, our house is not a hotel, altho it's been widely assumed as such throughout this god damned family, and our space is just that: OURS.  not theirs, OURS.

in the past, the use of the key has been abused by the sil, the manipulative cunt, and at one precious blip in time, she didnt have a key.  we never heard the end of how we shouldnt lock the door because ~god forbid~ we'd lock her out.  have ya ever heard of ringing a fucking doorbell, you cunt?  jesus christ.  it's what 99.99999% of the real world does.  not everyone has a fucking key to everyone else's house.

so we recently got our locks rekeyed...and for a second, i was really enjoying his family not having access to our house.  since the sil moved here, she hasnt abused it because i think she knows that we could easily reciprocate seeing as she had to buy less than 1km from our home.  now that his dad has decided he's staying here this week (fuck, more on that later), ch believes we'll have to rush out and get a key cut for him as well as the sil in short order.  so when i challenged him on it, he said that it's nice to have a key out there in case something happens.

well, riddle me this, batman: what fucking good does it do to have a key out there in yyc when we are in yxh?  a key that is at least 3hrs away from here in the possession of someone who is hardly going to get out of bed and get on the road to help, and even if (by remote chance) they did, it would have taken less time for us to call a locksmith....

i havent handed keys out to my family, but if ch is going to play this game, why then i'll insist he get 2 more keys cut...fuck, maybe i should say that michelle and kim should have one, too...so he may as well cut 8.

it's doubtful he'll even see the stupidity in it...

0 comments:

ch and i have always disagreed about keys to this house.  ever since we bought it, he has handed out keys to his immediate family, despite them all living 300km west of here in yyc. 

to me it's elemental: none of them need keys.  none.  if you ask me, our house is not a hotel, altho it's been widely assumed as such throughout this god damned family, and our space is just that: OURS.  not theirs, OURS.

in the past, the use of the key has been abused by the sil, the manipulative cunt, and at one precious blip in time, she didnt have a key.  we never heard the end of how we shouldnt lock the door because ~god forbid~ we'd lock her out.  have ya ever heard of ringing a fucking doorbell, you cunt?  jesus christ.  it's what 99.99999% of the real world does.  not everyone has a fucking key to everyone else's house.

so we recently got our locks rekeyed...and for a second, i was really enjoying his family not having access to our house.  since the sil moved here, she hasnt abused it because i think she knows that we could easily reciprocate seeing as she had to buy less than 1km from our home.  now that his dad has decided he's staying here this week (fuck, more on that later), ch believes we'll have to rush out and get a key cut for him as well as the sil in short order.  so when i challenged him on it, he said that it's nice to have a key out there in case something happens.

well, riddle me this, batman: what fucking good does it do to have a key out there in yyc when we are in yxh?  a key that is at least 3hrs away from here in the possession of someone who is hardly going to get out of bed and get on the road to help, and even if (by remote chance) they did, it would have taken less time for us to call a locksmith....

i havent handed keys out to my family, but if ch is going to play this game, why then i'll insist he get 2 more keys cut...fuck, maybe i should say that michelle and kim should have one, too...so he may as well cut 8.

it's doubtful he'll even see the stupidity in it...

0 comments:

 

Blog Template by YummyLolly.com - Header made with PS brushes by gvalkyrie.deviantart.com
Sponsored by Free Web Space