Thursday, April 01, 2010
me vs. the pigeon
every year like clockwork the pigeons roost. every year, i fight with them. i throw things at them, i put up nets, foil, noise makers, garden whirly gigs, to break them of this habit.
i cant.
this year they built a nest and laid 2 eggs before i got pissed enough to take it all down and destroy it.
the roof was covered in shit. my eavestroughs were FULL of it too. i spent probably 20 minutes trying to scoop it all out...all the detribus, the debris, and dirt from those mother fuckers.
i ended up putting up foil which isnt an easy job because the wind takes it and of course the tape sticks to itself and naturally i cant quiiiiiiiite reach where i need to, so it ends up looking like a ghetto solution to a pest problem.
yeah, that's me: ghetto exterminator, minus the extermination.
we've been battling pigeons for the last few years. we have a regular door in our garage that has a perfect place for a pigeon roost above it.
every year like clockwork the pigeons roost. every year, i fight with them. i throw things at them, i put up nets, foil, noise makers, garden whirly gigs, to break them of this habit.
i cant.
this year they built a nest and laid 2 eggs before i got pissed enough to take it all down and destroy it.
the roof was covered in shit. my eavestroughs were FULL of it too. i spent probably 20 minutes trying to scoop it all out...all the detribus, the debris, and dirt from those mother fuckers.
i ended up putting up foil which isnt an easy job because the wind takes it and of course the tape sticks to itself and naturally i cant quiiiiiiiite reach where i need to, so it ends up looking like a ghetto solution to a pest problem.
yeah, that's me: ghetto exterminator, minus the extermination.

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