Thursday, April 01, 2010

me vs. the pigeon

we've been battling pigeons for the last few years.  we have a regular door in our garage that has a perfect place for a pigeon roost above it. 

every year like clockwork the pigeons roost.  every year, i fight with them.  i throw things at them, i put up nets, foil, noise makers, garden whirly gigs, to break them of this habit.

i cant.

this year they built a nest and laid 2 eggs before i got pissed enough to take it all down and destroy it.

the roof was covered in shit.  my eavestroughs were FULL of it too.  i spent probably 20 minutes trying to scoop it all out...all the detribus, the debris, and dirt from those mother fuckers.

i ended up putting up foil which isnt an easy job because the wind takes it and of course the tape sticks to itself and naturally i cant quiiiiiiiite reach where i need to, so it ends  up looking like a ghetto solution to a pest problem.

yeah, that's me: ghetto exterminator, minus the extermination.

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we've been battling pigeons for the last few years.  we have a regular door in our garage that has a perfect place for a pigeon roost above it. 

every year like clockwork the pigeons roost.  every year, i fight with them.  i throw things at them, i put up nets, foil, noise makers, garden whirly gigs, to break them of this habit.

i cant.

this year they built a nest and laid 2 eggs before i got pissed enough to take it all down and destroy it.

the roof was covered in shit.  my eavestroughs were FULL of it too.  i spent probably 20 minutes trying to scoop it all out...all the detribus, the debris, and dirt from those mother fuckers.

i ended up putting up foil which isnt an easy job because the wind takes it and of course the tape sticks to itself and naturally i cant quiiiiiiiite reach where i need to, so it ends  up looking like a ghetto solution to a pest problem.

yeah, that's me: ghetto exterminator, minus the extermination.

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