oh britney

what i really hate about britney spears isnt the dog-ass weave she wears (altho i have to admit that it's a WTF moment most of the time), or the clothes she sports or those god damned brown boots she insists on wearing with EVERYTHING...

i really hate her teeth.

i know they are mickey moused beyond measure, but it's something about the way she clenches them together that either says she is grinding them or else is chomping on a huge wad of hubba bubba:

her teeth always remind me of rosie o'donnell...someone i just loathe with a passion (second to oprah):