lists of annoyances

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because i'm a virgo who displays many virgo traits, i'm going to list them here.  and i appreciate that listing these things is exactly spot-on virgo behaviour.  (yes, i can laugh at myself.  i do.  often)

1. chewing.  i HATE listening to people chew food
2. those indescriminate fart clouds you accidentally walk into
3. slipping on ice
4. messy food that hits your chin when you eat
5. monologgers...if i cant get a word in, then what's the point of talking to you?  seriously, i'm not your microphone.
6. allergies, from which i seem to be suffering profusely as of late
7. being out of coffee
8. shin splints
9. narcissists
10. uselessness and those who believe in a huckleberry finn approach to problem solving
11. bragging
12. most of my inlaws
13. children
14. cell phones in inappropriate places
15. being late
16. flighty or insecure behaviour
17. lying
18. weeds of the garden variety
19. aphids and mosquitos
20. loud engines, which i believe are overcompensating for something

* interestingly enough, when i googled the image of "nails on a chalkboard", i got the gun and chimp picture.