Monday, July 26, 2010
"i'm nothing if not self aware"
this is the sil's catch phrase. she says it often, usually just after she's scorned someone (who isnt within earshot to defend themselves) and says it loudly.
i heard it uttered friday night as i walked past and i momentarily stopped in my gait (almost did a half shuffle of sorts) and rolled my eyes. of course she didnt see me roll my eyes but i'm sure the hesitation was palpable and observed.
usually the most inept fools are the ones blasting off about how "self aware" they are and how uppitty-uppitty. she's the last mother fucker who'd know how aware she is of things...afterall, she's the one who hasnt changed a thing about herself since high school.
i've got dust bunnies more self aware than she is.
fuck she's stupid.
i heard it uttered friday night as i walked past and i momentarily stopped in my gait (almost did a half shuffle of sorts) and rolled my eyes. of course she didnt see me roll my eyes but i'm sure the hesitation was palpable and observed.
usually the most inept fools are the ones blasting off about how "self aware" they are and how uppitty-uppitty. she's the last mother fucker who'd know how aware she is of things...afterall, she's the one who hasnt changed a thing about herself since high school.
i've got dust bunnies more self aware than she is.
fuck she's stupid.
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oh christ,
STFU,
uselessness
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this is the sil's catch phrase. she says it often, usually just after she's scorned someone (who isnt within earshot to defend themselves) and says it loudly.
i heard it uttered friday night as i walked past and i momentarily stopped in my gait (almost did a half shuffle of sorts) and rolled my eyes. of course she didnt see me roll my eyes but i'm sure the hesitation was palpable and observed.
usually the most inept fools are the ones blasting off about how "self aware" they are and how uppitty-uppitty. she's the last mother fucker who'd know how aware she is of things...afterall, she's the one who hasnt changed a thing about herself since high school.
i've got dust bunnies more self aware than she is.
fuck she's stupid.
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